duminică, 25 mai 2008

Poveste tragica, de dragoste

o poveste ireala care poate deveni reala in orice clipa.
fiti cei mai fericiti, cat nu e prea tarziu.

Ochiul dracului

Intr-o mica asezare se stinge din viata prostituata locului si lasa mostenire toti banii ei repararii sinagogii. Enoriasii in majoritate nu vor sa primeasca mostenirea. Vezi Doamne ca nu-i cuvios sa primesti banii unei curve. Discutii si discutii, pana ce hotaresc sa se duca la Rabin. Rabinul hotareste ca e voie de primit banii.
- Dar bine, Rabi, de ce, ca doar femeia stii bine cu ce se ocupa?!?
- Pai, spune rabinul, banii aceia in fond sunt banii nostri, nu?


Un tinar novice si un calugar se plimbau prin gradina manastirii, citind si comentand impreuna diferite pasaje din Biblie. La un moment dat au simtit nevoia unei tigari, dar, nestiind daca incalca vreo regula fumand in timpul studiului, s-au hotarit sa ceara, dupa masa, permisiunea parintelui staret. Cand s-au intilnit a doua zi, calugarul fuma linistit, spre nedumerirea novicelui:
- Frate, mie staretul mi-a interzis sa fumez, tie cum de ti-a permis?
- Nu stiu... Tu ce i-ai spus?
- I-am cerut sa-mi dea voie sa fumez in timp ce citesc Biblia.
- Vezi, aici ai gresit. Eu i-am cerut sa-mi dea voie sa citesc Biblia in timp ce fumez.

Iisus pe piatra

Iisus statea pe o piatra si fuma o tigara cu cafeaua langa el.
Apare Sf.Petru si spune:
- Iisus, Iisus! Urca-te repede pe cruce ca vin turistii!

Manchester United won Champions League


Manchester United won the Champions League by beating Chelsea 6-5 on penalties after a breathless all-English final had finished 1-1 after extra time on Wednesday.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who had put United in front with a 26th-minute header, missed in the shootout but Chelsea's John Terry hit the outside of the post with his spot kick when the title was at his mercy.

United's 37-year-old goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar, appearing in his third final 13 years after his first with Ajax Amsterdam, then saved from substitute Nicolas Anelka to give United Europe's top prize for the third time.

Chelsea will feel aggrieved at the painful defeat after having the best of the final.

They equalised through Frank Lampard and twice hit the woodwork, but they will also rue a moment of madness from striker Didier Drogba, who was sent off near the end of extra time and missed the shootout.

There was little indication of what was to come during a flat opening 25 minutes.

But the game exploded into life when fullback Wes Brown curled in a cross that Ronaldo, inexplicably left unmarked, headed home for the 42nd goal of his all-conquering season.

Van der Sar kept United's lead intact nine minutes later with a terrific instinctive save after Rio Ferdinand almost headed into his own net.

It was then Petr Cech's turn to show his class when he did well to keep out Carlos Tevez's stooping header and then tipped over Michael Carrick's follow-up drive.

Chelsea had shown little but levelled at the end of the first half when Essien's long-range shot was deflected into the path of Lampard, who duly dispatched it from six metres.

Chelsea looked much more energised in the second half as Essien and Michael Ballack fired shots just over.

The patient, European-style approach of the opening quarter had been replaced by football with a Premier League trademark - high-paced and physical, with a sprinkling of errors and battered bodies littering the temporary turf.

Drogba was among them 12 minutes from time, but as he has so often before, made a miraculous recovery to spring up and curl a 20 metre shot against a post.

miercuri, 21 mai 2008

Romania CeFeRista

CFR Cluj a castigat Cupa Romaniei si Campionatul 2007-2008

Dupa 101 ani de existenta, echipa de fotbal din Gruia, reuseste event-ul, castigand atat Cupa Romaniei Timisoareana cat si Campionatul 2007-2008.

Multa bafta in continuare, in Liga Campionilor.

La meciul Dinamo - CFR Cluj

microbistii merg la meciuri

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